[cs_content][cs_section parallax=”false” separator_top_type=”none” separator_top_height=”50px” separator_top_angle_point=”50″ separator_bottom_type=”none” separator_bottom_height=”50px” separator_bottom_angle_point=”50″ style=”margin: 0px;padding: 25px 0px 0px;”][cs_row inner_container=”false” marginless_columns=”false” style=”margin: 0px auto;padding: 0px;”][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”1/1″ style=”padding: 0px;”][cs_text]Bangkok, capital city of Thailand and either a place you will love, or one where you can’t wait to leave the next minute. Booming with business, over-flowing with expats, bursting with debauchery, and filled with hidden culture and charm. One can be tempted jump right in head first, but there are some do’s and don’ts to know about before you go.

I arrived in Bangkok at 2:30am after a grueling 13 hour flight from California. I reached Southeast Asia for the first time, something I dreamed about for years. It was the start of a brand spankin’ new adventure, and happened to be my birthday when I landed — of course I wanted to stay out all night and see what Bangkok had to offer for celebration!

But I spent it in one of the worst places in Bangkok, Khao San Road, the cesspool of debauchery and lost virtues of backpackers.


Poster for Dos and Donts in Bagkok ThailandWithin that first 24 hours in Bangkok, I learned quite a few lessons and numerous do’s and dont’s from mistakes I made, or my utter lack of prior knowledge.

It all began by staying on Khao San Road.

I often travel to countries and don’t read about them beforehand. Instead, I opt to learn from experience. Thailand, and especially Bangkok, is one of those places that you should be aware of certain things going in.

Everything is chaotic. Everything is new and strange. Sensory overload to an epic proportion. You learn a lot in that first 24 hours if you pay attention, or you can make a lot of mistakes that either end up being embarrassing, stressful, or costly.

So I wanted to put together a blitz guide for you to refer to so I can hopefully save you from making a few mistakes like I did, and to make your first 24 hours in Bangkok a little more enjoyable.


Since I arrived at 2:30 am, Khao San Road was apparently the only place to find a hostel with a 24 hour check-in. And of course the only place a taxi driver wanted to take me to. So many of these lessons apply to that place. If you arrive during the day time before midnight, take the airport link to the BTS station and ride the rail. Choose a hotel close to the trains!


Book hotels and hostels before you fly to Bangkok for a better experience. Most of the super cheap places will be on Khao San Road or nearby that area, but the money you save on the room, you’ll pay for trying to get to and from it since it’s far from the Sky Rail and BTS line. Try to look on Agoda and other booking sites and make sure that you book a place close to one of the BTS and Sky Rail stops which will let you explore Bangkok much easier. And, if you arrive before the BTS/Sky Rail closes, you can just take a train into the city and save a ton of money.

Also, make sure to get your travel insurance in case anything happens during your trip, whether it be cancelation, lost items, broken stuff, injuries, etc.

I’ve had friends with horror stories about lost luggage, getting robbed, or broken tech. Not to say Thailand is dangerous, I’m just saying it’s good to be prepared since it can happen anywhere. You wouldn’t want to end up like me with a shattered Macbook Pro, or my buddy Derek after running over his laptop would you?


1) Do try to learn a few phrases and greeting in Thai.

You are in another country and showing effort, even if you don’t know too much, goes a long way. Show respect to the Thai people and say hello and thank you. You get a much better experience when you meet locals and speak a little Thai to them. 

2) Don’t disrespect a Thai person, raise your voice at them, or pick a fight. This isn’t your country, so if you are belligerent to someone you’ll probably ended up for the worse. Most Thai people smile a ton and are soft spoken.

3) Do buy big beers. Walk around the street enjoying the nightlife in various areas while sipping on a cold brew. Like many Southeast Asian countries, the big beers are the best deal. My favorite is Chang, though it does come with the infamous “Changover” if you have too many.

4) Don’t hold the big beers by the neck. Even before I finished my first big beer in Thailand, it slipped out of my hand and shattered on the ground. I wasn’t even close to being drunk, but the heat of Bangkok mad the cold beer sweat and the label slips off. My friend laughed when it happened, and a block later, had it happen to her.

5) Do get a traditional style Sak Yant bamboo tattoo.  You ‘ll see plenty of backpackers around Bangkok with the Buddhist blessings tattooed on them, and many Thai people will too. It’s an experience and a great way to take home a memory, if you’re the tattoo type of course. It involves a monk tattooing and bestowing his magic into the blessing and was what I did for my birthday that day. Or, you can go to an Ajarn which is a much safer and cleaner environment. READ: Getting A Sak Yant Bamboo Tattoo by a Monk and Ajarn

Want to know how to get a sacred Sak Yant tattoo by a monk or ajarn in Thailand? Book here for a safe and informative tour about the culture of sak yant tattoos and receive a belssing from a powerful master.

6) Don’t get a Sak Yant tattoo in a shop on Khao San Road, or in a regular tattoo parlor. They advertise bamboo tattoos and Sak Yant blessings…but it isn’t the real Sak Yant. Variations of each Sak Yant have magical purposes and can only be bestowed to you by a true Buddhist monk that knows how to do them. There is a temple I traveled to outside of Bangkok that performs these blessings and does the tattoo, and there is one shop in Bangkok with an artist that has been trained and certified to perform the proper Sak Yant tattoo and blessing.

I’ve gotten a Sak Yant in a temple, and my second with an Ajarn, and the Ajarn experience was much safer, cleaner, and fulfilling. 

READ: The Safer Way to Get A Sak Yant Tattoo in Thailand 7) Do take a short tuk tuk ride for the experience. It is a little zany and a bit nerve wrecking, but it’s a wildly different way of getting around. Some tuk tuts are pimped out with flashy lights and speakers, and you’ll experience your first scam while in them.

8) Don’t let the tuk tuk driver talk you into making stops for free petrol. Or Gems. Or an “authorized” tourist shop. Tuk tuk drivers are scam artists through and through, and though they may make promises or seem really nice, majority can’t be trusted. If you hop in a tuk tuk, prepare to be ripped off in price, and when you tell them a specific location, they will always stop at a gem store or tourist office and try to get you to buy things for “free petrol” and may leave you when you refuse. (Full post coming soon about my experience with this.)

9) Do take taxis over tuk tuks most places you go. 

Taxis are going to be the best way to get around Bangkok on a hot day since they all have air-con and are usually pretty fast. If you’re in a main area like near Khao San Road or a mall, walk a few blocks away and catch a cab there. It’ll be easier to convince them to do a meter.

10) Don’t take a taxi if they refuse to put on the meter.

For a 6km drive you’ll pay around 80 baht including the 35 baht initial charge, but if you take a non-metered taxi it’ll be upwards of 200-300 baht. Even if it takes you 30 minutes to find a metered taxi, it’ll save you double the money at least. Sometime your driver will agree to take you and then begin driving and tell you that the meter is broken, so make sure the meter is on when you get in. Always follow along with Google Maps as well.

11) Do talk to the locals.

If you need help they’ll always assist you with directions or most anything else if they can understand you. The best thing to do when you are looking for something like a monument or palace or mall is to download a photo of it on your phone when you have wifi, and then you can show them a photo.

12) Don’t stop for anyone who is standing around and approaches you randomly with a, “My friend! Hello! You have a kind face.”

They’ll shake your hand and try to trick you into sitting down with them to tell you your future and demand a “donation” after. Or it’ll be a Thai person waiting to snag a traveler to convince them to book a “discounted” trip somewhere or to take you on a free temple tour. Especially near Khao San Road. From my experience, you’ll see large Indian men on the road that will approach you and talk about your energy or try and convince you to let them chat with you about your future for no money. Then they take you into a back alley and demand payment and get quite aggressive.  

13) Do get a suit tailor-made for you IF you are a fancy pants kind of person.

Feeling like puttin’ on the ritz? Always dreamed of having a tailor-made outfit that fits you perfectly? Bangkok is one of the best and cheapest places in the world to get a fitted suit or outfit. They will take all of the measurements, let you pick out looks and fabrics, and you’ll be able to hit the Baiyoke Skytower in style.

14) Don’t get a suit tailor-made for you in the tiny shops in areas like Khao San Road.

If they promise a deal for $200-$300usd and 24hr turn around then it’ll be rubbish. You can find a shop that will charge the same or less in a non-touristy neighborhood run by an old Thai guy that’s been doing it for 70 years. He’ll take 4-7 days to complete it because he’ll get it right, and request multiple re-fittings so everything is perfect. It’ll be the best suit you’ve ever owned or will ever own.

15) Do get a Thai massage. 

After a long flight to Thailand, a foot massage feels marvelous. And the back massage — well they’ll bend and break you into contortionist oblivion but you’ll walk away feeling like you can do backflips and scale walls. These shops are everywhere and usually have various choices like aromatherapy, foot massage, head massage, and back massages, so compare prices.

16) Don’t pay more than 200 baht per hour.

Many of the tourist neighborhoods will charge that for 30minutes. Look for prices to be 100 baht cheaper in Chinatown and places away from Khao San Road. I’ve found a shop for even 150 baht per hour before.

(Side Note: Also, don’t be a douche and expect or even hint at a more erotic massage. These are people working for a living…have some dignity.)

17) Do tap into your wild or exotic foodie side.

Try some extra bizarre foods like scorpions, crickets, and other creepy crawlies. It’ll be worth the experience and the awesome shocking photos. Sure, it’s cliché and most of them are only there for our selfie-obsessed pleasure, but it’s still pretty fun. And really, where else is better than Thailand to try your first bug? Also, for the love of the food gods, try Pad Thai! You may never eat anything else again. On the street you can get a heaping portion of Pad Thai for 20-30 baht, and surprisingly, Khao San Road has some of the best.

18) Don’t drink the water unless it is bottled.

Tap water here as in many Southeast Asian countries isn’t regulated like the USA or other countries with safe drinking tap water. What you’ll notice in some places is that they serve a pitcher of water from a giant water barrel, and if the ice in the cup is rounded with a hole in the middle, it’s provided by the government. Smoothie shops along the road should use this kind of ice as well so make sure to keep an eye out. But if I were you, I’d stick to bottles of water. Some stores you’ll notice have the seal broken, and that’s because they refill and recap them. If the bottle of water looks dirty, beat up, or damaged, change it out.

19) Do have a great time drinking beers and buckets.

It’s very fun listening to the amazing Thai cover singers while drinking a bucket of Thai whiskey. Off of Khao San road there are many parallel streets that are perfect for having drinks and aren’t so flooded with debauchery and annoying hawkers. Hong Thong is my favorite cheap Thai whiskey, or you can go for Sangsom which is sweeter like rum. Split a bucket with your friends and hear perfect renditions of “House of the Rising Sun” and other jams in a chill bar. 

20) Don’t get limes in the buckets, and avoid mojitos!

We bought a bucket and they add limes to it, A LOT OF LIMES, and it was so many that it made the drink disgusting. They’re already sweet with the energy drink or soda they add in. Also, avoid mojito buckets, because they add what seemed to be a whole cup of sugar in it and the whole drink was so sweet that I spent one night feeling sick.

21) Do visit Khao San Road.

Pass through the infamous Khao San Road and see what the fuss and disgust is all about. It’s one of the most well-known “destinations” of the city and besides the sweaty and overly wasted throngs of backpackers waddling through, you can find good drink specials in the side bars. The best thing to do is to go to the two streets parallel to Khao San because it will be much more tame and you’ll have a better time finding a place to hang out and have a relaxing drink.

22) Don’t spend too much time on Khao San Road.

You probably won’t want to stay long on Khao San Road unless you like to bro it up and fist pump. It is like a parallel drunk and dirty backpacker universe where souls go to die, wallets go to burn, and class or culture is non-existent. If you are in neon-shirt-sunglasses-at-night party mode you’ll find enough entertainment here and seedy clubs to get your drunken “dance” on. It’s just not my kind of place…

23) Do buy local goods and clothes.

Most of the clothing and goods are hand-made and beautiful. You’ll get tired of the chaffing quick if you brought jeans. Hit the Saturday/Sunday JJ Market (Chatchuchak) to spend an entire day wandering a labyrinth of stalls and pick some trinkets out to send home too. Also, you’ll find enough of the Thai parachute/elephant pants to please your hippie heart (but don’t say you’re dressing Thai, because they don’t wear that stuff.)

24) Don’t buy goods in backpacker or tourist-heavy markets. 

If you hit Khao San or backpacker heavy markets you’ll cough up 3x the normal amount. Prices will already be high for “foreigner price” so don’t forget to barter as well. Mainly, shop at stalls that have prices already marked. And don’t forget to hit up a weekend market like JJ Market (Chatchuchak) for really good bargains.


You’ll hear the guys along Khao San Road making popping noises at you and yelling, “Ping pong show come come cheap cheap!” and to me it’s vile. What is a ping pong show? It’s a “tourist attraction” of the worst kind, where you go into a sketchy bar or a club inside the Bangkok red light district and watch as a girl on stage shoots ping pong balls out of her vagina. As well as pulls animals like live birds and fish out. If you think this is hilarious and entertaining, I pity your soul. Most of these girls are taken as children and forced into this kind of sick entertainment, and some shows they are even raped on stage as a sex show. Not cool. Don’t do it. How do I know? I’ve never been, but I know people who have. And groups who have also gone only to return to the hostel and tell me that got ripped off and scammed/robbed too.


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Have you ever been to Bangkok? What are your tips?


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  1. Kate - CanuckiwiKate December 1, 2013 at 1:07 am

    I went to Thailand last year in July, but only for 10 days on a wee group tour of teachers from NZ, so my experience was completely not backpacker style – I didn’t even set foot on KSR! We stayed at fancy (ish) hotel with a BTS stop connected… I have an even better appreciation for this now that I’ve read more on Thailand/Bangkok! The Thai massages were legit, there was a sweet night scene across the road…

    If you get a chance to head up towards Kanchanaburri/The River Kwai (gorgeous area!) make sure you check out the Hellfire Pass and the death railway. Sooo much history that I had absolutely no idea about! We did an audio tour at Hellfire Pass and it was one of the most moving historical sites I’ve ever been to.

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 2, 2013 at 8:24 pm

      Thanks Kate, will check those out. I’m in need for a little culture and history in my life after KSR. The BTS station is most important to stay by, makes life SO much easier!

    2. mallory March 27, 2017 at 9:01 pm

      hi kate! quick question. I noticed you said that you went to Thailand in July and I was wondering if you could tell me how the weather is there? I hear that its their rainy season but is it sunny at all as well? or just humid? I’m planning on going in July and I just wanted a better idea of the weather there.

  2. TammyOnTheMove December 1, 2013 at 1:49 am

    I have been to Bangkok a couple of times and I agree it can be all a bit overwhelming, because it is so massive! I love all the street food. It is the only country where I feel it is safe to eat street food, because everything is so fresh and spicy that it will burn out any last bit of germ out of you.

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 2, 2013 at 8:23 pm

      I did enjoy the city itself, like one big busy cog…but I just stayed in an area I wouldn’t recommend. LOVE the street food though. Mmm mmm.

  3. Derek December 1, 2013 at 5:17 am

    Salam dari Jakarta mas (Greetings from Jakarta bro — might as well start practicing your Bahasa Indonesia)…wish I could have stuck around Thailand with ya longer. Sucks. But oh well hopefully Koh Phi Phi is treatin’ ya great.

    Awesome list compiled, even though I already knew what to expect 😉

    i don’t really have much to add to expect *DO* pick your lodging near the BTS or MRT, even the rail link. It makes getting around the city so much easier! *DON’T* stay somewhere off the public transport grid or you’ll spend needless baht and time taKing buses or taxis to and fro.

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 2, 2013 at 8:22 pm

      Ha, I will start practicing good sir.

      Ahhh, this are dos and don’ts that are important! (Learned my lesson…)

  4. James Shannon December 1, 2013 at 9:28 am

    In relation to current events:

    Stay away from the political protests, head south to the islands or north to Chiang Mai until the current unrest settles down … BKK is an awesome city, but it’s getting tense there at the moment, and attractions are shutting down

    If you’re reading this and the the hubub in the capital is over, then feel free to partake of this megalopolises amazing atmosphere!

    Great list Ryan! 🙂

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 2, 2013 at 8:21 pm

      Great tips, totally forgot about the protests until I heard some last night in Krabi.

  5. Katherine Belarmino December 1, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    I had smoothies almost every day in Thailand with no problems. I learned while in Thailand that the locals don’t drink the water either and that the government subsidizes the bottled water. The ice is made from that. Wasn’t Bangkok wonderful? I found the metro to be the easiest way to get around.

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 2, 2013 at 8:20 pm

      Oh wow Katherine, didn’t even know that. Great to know then! I’ll need to amend the list. I did like Bangkok, but I didn’t like the area I stayed in though.

  6. Mary @ Green Global Travel December 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Great post! You had a very busy and incredibly educational first 24 hours. I can’t believe how much you have accomplished and learned already!

    1. JustChuckinIt - Site Author December 12, 2013 at 12:40 am

      Thanks Mary. Trial by fire I guess huh? So many lessons learned right away and in the month spent there. Spins my head in circles!

  7. Jessika Taylor December 28, 2013 at 1:51 am

    Ahhh .. I can’t wait to make my way around Bangkok. Although, it seems every time I go there, or are planning on going, there are protests and unrest! One of these days I’ll make it and keep this list in mind. In the meantime, the rest of SE Asia it is!

    1. Ryan - Site Author December 28, 2013 at 5:24 am

      Where are the rest of your plans? It seems as though there is unrest, or a coup, or protests nearly every few years so you’ll just have to go! I didn’t feel like I was in danger while there.

  8. Laura December 30, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Hi there,
    Thanks a lot for your do’s and don’t’s –
    If you would have only 24 hours in bangkok – what would you see?

    It’s my first time in thailand – I’ll visit Chiang Mai first for 3 days & then Bangkok for 24 hours –

    any advise would be lovely – karma points guaranteed 😉


    1. Ryan - Site Author January 5, 2016 at 12:44 am

      Hey Laura! Sorry for the delayed response! When do you arrive there? Bangkok definitely use the canals and boats to get around, MUCH cheaper and way more fun exploring that way. The temples and such are nice, but I liked going to the markets and Chaktuckak Market on the weekend. If it’s wicked hot out, head to the malls for AC and a movie, their theaters rock. If you want the nonsense experience…Kao San Road is a fascinating display of backpacker debauchery that has been there for decades.

      Chiang Mai, I love the city! Definitely wander around to the parks and gates. The night markets are fascinating. Rent a motorbike and head to some waterfalls just outside the city and there’s a lake nearby as well. Let me know what kind of experiences you’re looking for!

  9. Amir Farooq February 7, 2016 at 4:00 am

    I am going to visit in the first week of March 2016 infact will arrive on 10th of march for five days. Can any body help me how to make my days useful and enjoyable. Kindly do mention the names of the places and how much i should pay for every enjoyment. Will wait for a positive and kind reply.


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